Comedy is Gay

I watched The Longest Yard and Blades of Glory today and I'm sure their both very, very gay.  I'm not against gays of any kind, I just think I'm seeing a whole other perspective in films that would only be seen if you where gay .  Sooo I'll start with The Longest Yard.  Everyone in it is gay by association.  Nelly is gay.  Adam Sandler is gay, yes, he's very gay.  Burt Reynolds is flaming.  Kevin Nash and his wrestling buds are gay, a la the Kliq.  Sandler and the inmates are battling against the man; the guards preventing their gay freedom.  The warden is gay.  The Colonel Sanders looking dude wasn't in the first version of the film.  He was in the new version though and is introduced with the line "Colonel Sanders has been eating his own chicken", or as I interpret it, having sex with men, because he's always with the warden, always.  During the final game  they enter and try to talk to the cheerleaders, when they're pushed away by guards and then are given the guys dressed as cheerleaders; gay.  Adam Sandler is a pussy, he's weak and represent's the repressed gay man.  And I'm positive gay dudes fantasize about prison, I know I would love getting sent to a woman's prison, well, I like to think so anyway.  But Chris Rock? I don't know.  I think he opted out so they killed him before the game, or it represented how the fight for sexual freedom is similar to racial freedom, that the man attacks all minorities.

Blades of Glory isn't so streamlined gay.  Jon Heder wants a straight girl.  Will Ferrell is supposed to be the sexiest man alive.  He mocks everything and is a joke.  He stands for nothing but falling to temptation, like Kumar in White Castle.  Their fight for skating together is a gay fight.  Their opponents, whatever their names are, represent the small narrow minded people that find homosexuality offensive.  When Heder gets left by his dad, it represents a gay kid being left by his unapproved father.  Heder is saved by his long haired trainer along with his flamboyant serial killer stalker who gives him the idea to skate with a man, who almost always plays a gay character in his movies.  The choreographer is gay.  But now everything is starting to seem gay.  Everything is feminine.  It's all from another, dryer, intellectual perspective, they're looking down on us.  All of these comedies are mocking what they're making a joke of.  What is comedy but making fun of society's insecurities in a comfortable way that is humorous but not too offensive(why certain cities are more permitting and get different types of comedians)? This is why smart people seem can so dull, they see through the shit and laugh at those that are laughing, but then they get laughed at because they're the only ones laughing, fuck the world.  Why don't straight people see this?  I'm sooo straight but all I see is gay innuendo, girl, fuck the world.